Over hard or hard boiled or in an omelet (du fromage?) or scrambled
or... If there's a way I DON'T like eggs, it would be Benedict but
only because of the Hollandaise sauce.
> 2. How do you take your coffee/tea?
The same way I like my women. In a cup, possibly with ice.
> 3. Favorite breakfast food?
Probably pancakes. Evil, carb-ridden pancakes.
> 4. Peanut butter?
Yes please, unless you have almond, cashew, or macadamia nut butter.
The first time I tried cashew butter I wondered why anyone ever eats
peanut butter until I remembered "Oh yeah, I LOVE peanut butter,
especially chunky." I like my peanut butter like I like my woman:
Chunky and stuck to the roof of my mouth.
> 5. What kind of dressing on your salad?
Vinegar is perfectly fine by itself. Balsamic, red wine, raspberry.
Add some feta or parmesan or romano and it's even nicer.
> 6. Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Pepsi then diet coke. For non-diet, Coke and then Pepsi.
Splenda-type if possible (do they make splenda diet pepsi yet?).
> 7. You're feeling lazy. What do you make?
If I have cabbage or lettuce, chuck some dressing on top and that's it.
> 8. You're feeling really lazy. What kind of pizza do you order?
What's the special? Used to be a cheap pepperoni from Louie's. If I
pick it up myself and pay cash[0]
I get a discount. There is a new place called "Garlic Jim's" that
has gluten-free ones. I really shouldn't be
eating pizza. Luscious, carb-infested pizza.
> 9. You feel like cooking. What do you make?
Grilled antelope or grilled steak.
> 10. Do any foods bring back good memories?
Vla if I can get it. I used to eat it as a kid when I lived in Holland.
> 11. Do any foods bring back bad memories?
Mayonnaise.
> 12. Do any foods remind you of someone?
Dim sum. I first had it with my sexy wife.
> 13. Is there a food you refuse to eat?
Mayonnaise and other -aises.
> 14. What was your favorite food as a child?
Hmm... I'm not really sure. I was always a good eater.
> 15. Is there a food that you hated as a child but now like?
I wouldn't eat sweet potatoes or squash as a kid, but love them now.
> 16. Is there a food that you liked as a child but now hate?
Not really.
> 17. Favorite fruit and vegetable?
Apples or pears and carrots.
> 18. Favorite junk food?
Let's not go there. I'll have to make a midnight run to the grocery store.
> 19. Favorite between meal snack:
Apple or pear.
> 20. Do you have any weird food habits?
I put hot sauce on many things.
I have actually made trips to the grocery store to buy something that
goes with mustard.
> 21. You're on a diet. What food(s) do you fill up on?
Salad, but you can't win friends with it.
> 22. You're off your diet. Now what would you like?
Pie.
> 23. How spicy do you order Indian/Thai?
They never make it hot enough even when I ask. I don't think they
believe a pasty white guy like me can eat hot.
> 24. Can I get you a drink?
Bitter, stout, porter, or Scotch.
> 25. Red or White Wine?
Red. White gives me a horrid headache. My wife is the same way.
> 26. Favorite dessert?
Pie.
> 27. The perfect nightcap?
Single malt scotch.
[0] Louie is probably in trouble with the IRS or something
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